Womenkind's Unacceptable Ignorance About Star Wars

"Turn the volume up.  I can't understand anything when that little one comes on."

"That's Yoda!"

"Yeah him.  I can't understand what he's on about."

"That's because he talks funny.  Everyone knows that!"

"What do you mean?"

"He says everything in a sort of backwards way."

"What?  Why?"
"I don't know.  Because he's Yoda."

 "Well I can't understand what's going on.  Put the subtitles on."